En la casa me levanto de manhanita pa' gozar y pasarmela riendo; en la estera juego con mi mamita, y mientras tanto mi papi tira fotos. (At home I rise in the early morning to have fun and laugh; on the mat I play with my mommy while my daddy takes pictures).
...hay una espera para todo. Aqui la acompanho a mi mama en sus tramites de inmigracion. (...there is a wait for everything. Here I'm keeping my mama company while she takes care of some immigration business.)
No son pocas las noches en las que mis papas terminan mas cansados que yo cuando intentan dormirme a mi. (On many nights, I wear my parents out as they try to put me to sleep.)
Papi, me vine a dar cuenta tarde que nos estaban tirando fotos...(Papi, I realized too late that we were being photographed...) ...y lamento decirte que en esta sales con cara de borracho. (...and I'm sorry to tell you that in this particular photo you look drunk.)
Hace falta que mi papa aprenda rapido como darme un biberon. Menos mal que estamos practicando con agua. (It's necessary that my papa learn quickly how to give me a bottle. Good thing we're practicing with water.)
Ok, I get that I have delicate skin, but you've GOT to be kidding me. With water like this, I should be swimming naked. (Ok, entiendo que tengo la piel delicada, pero dejate de joder. El agua esta para que nade en cuero.)